Friday, November 28, 2008

The Haunted Railroad Tracks of San Antonio

It's the day after Thanksgiving and I'm sitting in my living room at the beach looking out over the Atlantic Ocean. If my iSight camera worked I'd take a picture of my view so you could enjoy it with me. But it isn't. So I can't.

Kelly is coming down with some kind of sickness. I think I'm getting it too. We had planned on doing quite a bit today but now it looks like not much is going to happen so I figured, heck, why not investigate another ghost picture.

And here is that picture:



This picture was taken in San Antonio, Texas at the locally famous intersection of Shane and Villimain Streets. What makes this intersection so well-known to locals? The legend goes a school bus managed to get itself high-centered on the railroad tracks after school. As the bus driver tried to free the bus a train horn from a high-speed fright train sounded in the distance. Pandemonium ensued. Some children fled the bus through the back door while other were trampled in their seats while even more simply sat stunned not knowing what to do. The bus driver, rather than save himself valiantly tried to free the bus to no avail. The fright train, having now seen the bus, locked up its brakes and blared the horn but it was all for naught. The train slammed into the bus slicing it in two pieces as easily as a hot knife through butter. Many children died instantly while others, who were still in the bus and had survived the initial impact, died in the ensuing fire.

Years later a neighborhood was developed close to the crash sight and the names of the streets were taken from victims of the crash. Later the residents of this neighborhood noticed something supernatural about the railroad intersection. It seemed if you parked your car facing Villimain St on Shane Street just in front of railroad intersection, turned off your engine, and then placed your car in neutral your car, as if by magic, would start to roll - UPHILL and over the railroad tracks until you were safely across the tracks. Now, get this, if you dusted your trunk with flour before you put your car in neutral you could see the hand prints of the little ghost children who pushed you over the tracks to safety.

Pretty freaky, huh? Turns out, it's all B.S. There was never an accident at the railroad tracks involving a bus and a train. In fact a train had never hit anything, bus or otherwise, at this particular intersection. How do I know this? I checked with the city. Why? Here's where things get weird.

I used to travel extensively for work, mostly in the United States. Gravity hills became something I would investigate when I traveled to a new city simply because I wanted something to do that would get me out of a hotel and doing something (when you travel a lot the act simply doing anything can be exciting). A friend suggested that I document all my gravity hill investigations and to write a travel book about them (which I never did). But I did keep a very detailed database and the whole "school bus load of dead children pushing your car" was simply too incredible to pass up. So when work to me to Fort Sam Houston I seized the chance and tested the hill.

Why are the street names in the near-by development named after children? The co-developers named the streets after family members and their own children. Nothing supernatural or paranormal about that.

What about the gravity hill, is it legit? No, and they never are. I tested the hill and the visual effect is pretty good - it does indeed look like you're rolling uphill but it's far from the most dramatic hill I've never tested. The hand prints? Lots of gravity hills claim to leave behind hand prints and very few really do and when they do it is the flour not sticking to the truck due to residual oils left by regular old humans who have closed the trunk, not ghosts. Hand prints almost never appear on rented cars. Why? Rental cars are washed before a new renter gets in them and the trunk is usually residual oil free. Gravity hills aren't even rare, in fact there are hundreds of documented hills. Heck, one road in western Pennsylvania has not one but two gravity hills on the same road with the added bonus of water appearing to flow uphill next to the same road.



See that dot way down there? That's my rented minivan at the bottom of the New Paris, PA hill. I'm standing where the "rollback" ends on this particular gravity hill. It sure looks like we're looking downhill towards the van, doesn't? It's just a trick of angles and the brain thinking it's seeing one thing when it's really not. By the way, the valley next to me is where the water flows "uphill" or, at least, it appears so. Oddly enough when you're at the bottom of this particular hill looking up the effect is not nearly as dramatic as looking "down" the hill from where I took the picture.

So, back to San Antonio. There was no bus crash, the street names are not of victims and the gravity hill is just a visual trick. Yet there exists a picture with a ghost at this intersection taken by a local ghost hunter out investigating the "haunted tracks" that was deemed so legit that one paranormal site named it one of the top best ghost pictures ever.

What, if anything, can we gather from the picture itself?



Reversing the color in Photoshop reveals not a whole lot. I don't like how "sharp" the lines are on this particular apparition. Normally with abstract ghosts captured in pictures you have a part of the image show great detail (usually the part of the claimed ghost that is interacting with an object in the real world - see the ghostly hand from last week). This picture, though, has very sharp lines on all sides but a totally indistinguishable shape. This could, for all we know, be a ghost monkey or more likely a hoax of some kind.



Removing the color (and later reversing the black and white) does not help us discern the shape of a physical being of any kind. Given the location where this picture was taken and the fact that it was taken by someone well aware of the legend of the tracks but not the real history I'm going to say this is either a straight-up hoax or simply a picture of something, mist perhaps, but not a ghost.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Today I am thankful for..

FUNCTIONAL INTERNET AT THE BEACH!! Yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen. My two year thorn in my side that was crappy Internet service via Charter Cable seems to have resolved itself as if magic! Last night we watched a movie via the Roku streaming Internet player with it worked without a hitch. Good quality picture, no pauses, no breaks for the streaming to catch up. Ah, it was wonderful.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

after 18 months

I have found the bug in my netbackup script used in the HP blade server enviornment. Finally, success.

Evidence:

xxxxxxxxxxxxx#copy run tftp
Address or name of remote host []? xxx.xxx..41.220
Destination filename [xxxxxxxxxxxxx-confg]?
TFTP: error code 0 received - Permission denied

%Error opening tftp://xxx.xxx..41.220/xxxxxxxxxxxxx-confg (Undefined error)

(AH!!! Bug found... code.. code.. code)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx#copy run tftp
Address or name of remote host []? xxx.xxx..41.220
Destination filename [xxxxxxxxxxxxx-confg]?
!!!!!!!!!
39683 bytes copied in 2.436 secs (16290 bytes/sec)
xxxxxxxxxxxxx#

Happy Thanksgiving To All

Yes, it's a day early. Quite a bit did not go as planned this year but I still have much to be thankful for.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

1st workout this morning in.. well, a while.

The good news is my Schwinn AirDyne exercise bike performed flawlessly, thank you Craigslist! The bad news is I am, once again, OUT OF SHAPE! The Airdyne works both the upper and lower body at the same time and for the serously out-of-shape it is a geniune eye opening workout. I'm embarrassed to say but 30 minutes was all I could muster.

But tomorrow I'll be back up working out again and I'll push a little further, and further again the folowing time and someday, probably not too far from now, I'll be chugging away for the full hour in the morning and perhaps an afternoon ride as well.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Undead of England Part 1

Well go figure. I picked out two of the ten or so different pictures to mess around with and, provided these photos are NOT post-enhanced they are kind of interesting. First up is "blob on the stairway".

I love the "blob" pictures - mostly indistinguishable mists where people claim to see things that may or may not exist. This mist blog appears to contain a hand on a banister. See for yourself:



Remove a bit of the lighter colors and the hand becomes more visible:



The Sun, with the powerful reputation of truth and research they posses, claim the picture was taken by a boy with a digital camera. Normally I don't think much of pictures like this, especially ones from interlaced cameras, and there is no way to determine what type of camera took the pictures. Anyway, take away what you will and form your own opinions.

Next up is Ghost Boy!

This photo claims to have been taken using a film camera (the article makes mention of the "boy" being present on the film negatives). Film cameras are susceptible to light exposure, double exposures, and countless other maladies. In addition you had to pay to have the film processed into pictures AND you had to wait until a roll was fully used before you could see the pictures? I mean, really, can you imagine going back to film?

True, nothing looks like a 35mm slide or a real film picture from the hands of a professional. Wait, I'm getting off the tracks here. Back to the kid.

Here is Ghost Boy as he appeared in the article (cropped for your viewing pleasure):



Yeah, he looks freaky enough. Half transparent, half kind of not, extremely sharp lines and boundaries. Plenty weird. Even his right eyeball appears in great detail.



Here's the boy in black and white. Look at the line between his left ear and jaw. You can see the jawline on that side but not the other making it appear he is standing with the fence pole going through his head. Very odd.

With the colors reversed the detail really starts to come out:



Notice the right jawline is now visible, though only just. Also the rest of his body appears to be behind any other post.

Explanation? None here. I'm leaning towards double-exposure. But who would dress a child like that? Again form your own opinions.

The Undead of England

Looks like a banner year for ghosts on film in the UK. If I have time tonight I'll see what my mad photoshop skills can reveal about these supposed photographs. Why? Heck, why not.

Friday, November 21, 2008

now with 10x the usefulness

I've finally found a use for this stuff:



And that use is stand for my iPod touch. Now I can set the iPod to any angle I want and, say, watch No Country for Old Men on my iPod while I work.

The only problem is the putty will eventually settle and so the iPod decreased its angle ever so slowly. A stand that is tall and thick seems to help slow the settling for what it's worth.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

It's half past time

Half past time to think about the subject of my Six Sigma study! What will it be? I'm going to spend A LONG TIME working on my Six Sigma project so it had better be something that I'll enjoy.

On a totally unrelated note where is the /proc "filesystem" in OS X? It should be there! Once you learn the power of all that information at your fingertips under Linux you want it on every system.

I've never thought about this before..

I think the word "joystick" is unusually named.

("Intel ICH Joystick" shows up in /proc/bus/pci/devices on a test machine)

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A 25 year-long project continues for another week.

Darn it!!! I thought I finally had this one in the bag!!!

Some history: around 1985 I somehow managed to get my hands on a VHS tape titled Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii. This tape represented a pivotal musical turning point in my life. I had, of course, heard of Pink Floyd before 1985. Dark Side of the Moon had been released two years before and Money was still dominating the FM airwaves having finally displaced Hey Jude (talk about a song that hung around forever).

But I digress. The songs on Live at Pompeii were played, well, live and they were amazing. It was hard for me to believe that a band could make so many noises with so few instruments. It was unreal. At the time I was a guitar student and never before could I have imagined what a talented and motivated person could do with a Fender Startocaster (honestly, I thought Jimi Hendrix showed all that was possible - not so!) As far as my own development as a guitar player I was shown was real talent looked like in real time and I was old enough even at that age to realize I didn't have what it took. But that's another story for another time.

After hearing these Floyd songs, Echos, Saucerful Of Secrets, Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun, One Of These Days I'm Going To Cut You Into Little Pieces, Careful With That Axe Eugene and others, I embarked on a discovery of all things OLD Pink Floyd. I purchased Ummagumma, the album on which Saucerful of Secrets, Set The Controls and Careful With That Axe all resided. I was disappointed. So was I with Meddle. Both albums were great albums but the Pompeii versions were simply much, much better than the ones on the album.

But herein was the problem - Pompeii was released only as a movie, not a soundtrack. So I did what any teenager would do at that time in history - I placed an audio tape machine in front of the television and hit 'record' while the VHS tape played through the crappy 3 inch speaker in the TV. You can imagine the poor quality of the resulting audio tape. But that was all I could do - this was high technology of the day. The audio tape broke a couple of years later and I forgot about Pompeii, more or less, for over 20 years.

The while perusing Netflix I saw Live at Pompeii on DVD! It was remastered as a "Director's Cut" but, hey, it was there and waiting so I got it. It was everything I remembered in remastered DVD glory. No muted tones from a worn VHS tape, no washed-out colors - just brilliant sound and color. I was hooked. So I purchased a copy and ripped it to my Apple TV for rainy days at the beach. It makes for great background music.

Then I thought, heck, since I own the media why not rip the audio only to my iPod? And last night I did just that. I took the audio out from the back of the Apple TV and ran that into a Griffin iMic (early clear version). I then pumped the audio into Audacity oh the Macbook and recorded the songs. It worked and the sound is brilliant and so far there is only one problem - a noticeable POP in Echos Part 1. I'll have to re-record that so I can't yet close out the 25 year project just yet - but I'm close. And soon I'll be done.

(update: the only affected song was Echos Part 1. The other songs all ripped to mp3 beautifully. In fact I heard some subtle sounds in Careful With That Axe I've never heard before. All things considered I'll have to call this project a success. And once I re-rip Echos Part 1 the project will be over.)

I consider most of the songs recorded on Pompeii to be the DEFINITIVE versions of the songs - especially for Echos, Saucerful of Secrets, Set The Controls and One Of These Days. They are that good and that much better than the original recordings. If you're a Pink Floyd fan you would rent the DVD. I think you'll be quite pleased.

Monday, November 17, 2008

A language question

What gives? Has anyone noticed in the last few years the trailing "t" is being made silent? Granted this is occurring in primary one demographic but I'm hearing the practice spread among others and I wonder how long until this becomes common practice. What the hell am I talking about? I'm talking about "gift" becoming "gif" and test becoming "tes", among many others. Listen and you'll hear it.

My only question is why? Why? Why? Why? WHY? We're not talking about one of the "English as a second language" crowds either. How did this start and how can it be reversed. I am "lef" to wonder.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Looking for the law and phone advice

Here's what I need to look up tonight:

Laws - NC and Federal regarding "emergency" telephones in elevators.
  • A) Do they need to be hard-wired? (to meet legal requirements)
  • B) Dependent on point "A" but can they be VoIP?
  • C) Who make a VoIP "basic" handset that looks like a "basic" phone you'd find in an elevator?
  • D) Maybe it would be nice to have glowing "911" and "Maintenance" buttons
  • E) Who makes a 5-10 port 10/100 switch with PoE? Anyone?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Open open letter to The Boss

I try not to name my employer directly in my blog so I can at least have a bit of plausible deniability in the event I do or say something that conflicts with the corporate blogging policy, if indeed such a policy exists. That said I've heard an unsubstantiated RUMOR of what I can only only call "floorspace contraction" where we will, as a company, start to move away from leased floorspace and return back to the main company campus where we own the buildings.

The building that I call home five days a week is leased. But I really like it. I like the location and I really like the campus itself. I don't want to go back but would live if I had to. Besides, if RUMORS do turn into truth nothing will happen with regards to my office location until 2011 when our lease r runs out.

Truth be told further it would save a lot of money to relocate the offices back to the main campuses. I don't know the recurring costs of several multi-gigabit connections running between campuses X, Y and Z but it's got to be a pretty penny. Combine that along with the leasing costs and I'm sure things do add up.

Still, I'll miss this place when it's time to leave. I won't stay gone, I'm sure, as one of my favorite watering holes is located just across the portico from my building.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Need to install a cross-band repeater in the Suburban

I've been getting more involved with HAM radio lately and have found several local clubs and contact many (but not yet joined). This week I plan to investigate joining ARES (the Wake County) branch. I've been joining the 9:15 PM Thursday night net meeting for the last month or so, the first two weeks as a silent "scanner" and the last two weeks I mustered the courage to actually check in with my call sign. Hopefully I didn't sound like a idiot and make many mistakes!!

Hitting the 146.88 Mhz repeater from Youngsville 5 watts of output power created somewhat a stir at the last meeting as it was thought that 5 watts out output power was not nearly enough power to hit the repeater with the input signal being much more than static. It seems my purchase of the Icom IC-T8A was a good choice (though I have not come close to using 1/10 of the functions built into this thing). After last week's meeting I was talking with a couple of very helpful fellows about my perdiciment of wanting a "super radio" that I could install in the house, then put in the car on a whim and later pull the same radio out of the car for use inside at the outer banks.

It seems "super radios" do exist but also carry "super price tags". Since I'm still paying a pretty penny for the Suburban every month I decided anything with a "super price tag" would have to wait. Shoot. But all was not lost! The helpful gentlement I was talking with on 146.88 suggested a cross-band repeater for the car. Essentially how this work is the radio listens on one band and repeats the signal at full strength on the 2nd signal at full mobile strength (50 watts). I would transmit using my handheld Icom on the 440 Mhz/70 cm band and configure the radio to restransmit my signal to any setting on the 146 Mhz/2 meter band. Pretty sweet.

I sould be able to power the unit off a secondary deep-cycle battery and I just so happen to have a 12 volt deep cycle marine battery in my garage. Now all I have to is find the correct radio, purchase it and install. All of which I know nothing about. Should be an adventure!

Greg

Nice long weekend

I was supposed to go to the beach this past weekend but it didn't work out. So we stayed home. Even though the beach was out of the question we still took Monday off and went for a hike which was very nice. Kelly and I, along with the two dogs, hiked the Cabe Lands Trail section of the Eno River Park trail system in Durham and we did 1/2 of the Eno Quarry trail (a branch off Cabe Lands Trail) until a creek cross thwarted our attempts to continue. Wet feet on a cold day don't mix well.

We enjoyed the hike and the dogs did as well. All of us slept like rocks last night thanks to the adventure. I think we'll end up checking out move of the Eno River trails in the near future. It was quite a nice couple of hours in the woods. I must say, the Eno River is a quaint body of water and had it been the summer I'm sure all four of us would have spent some time in the shallow water cooling off. Maybe next summer.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

My how far we've come

I sit here in my bonus room moving scads of data around from a Firewire 400 to a USB 2.0 disk and it occurred to me how far we've come with personal computers. My computer is not remarkable, in fact it's rather outdated being a simple 1.5 Ghz Apple mini G4. But what amazes me is I have a gig of ram (not remarkable) and one terrabyte of disk space (today not remarkable) yet a far cry from the sixty gig it shipped with from the factory.

It wasn't too long ago I witnessed my first 1 gig RAM installation in a Silicon Graphics server in the then Glaxo data center back in, oh, 1994/5 or so. Back then that was amazing! The gig of ram fit onto a single board the size of a spiral-bound notebook and slid into a massive chassis the size of an upright refrigerator. The largest consumer data disk you could purchase on the open market at the same time was a Western Digital 1 gig drive and that seemed massive in its size. Now a gig of disk space is laughable. Hell, I have two USB thumb drives downstairs that combine to greater than eight gig - and I spent less than $15 on them COMBINED!!! To put things in perspective the first Western Digital 1 Gig hard drives cost $1000.00 retail. Now it's possible to have a gig or more of VIDEO RAM!! Amazing. What's next I can only imagine.

True, applications today require more disk space. A video editing suite such as iMovie, Final Cut or whatever the Windows version is from Adobe or others can generate multiple gigs of data in a sitting. Garage Band, the app I wish I could use should I be able to play an instrument, can itself eat up half a gig with a single multi-track song. Speaking of Garage Band, I wonder what would it cost to commission Larry Karnowski to record a copy of Plastic Jesus in Garage Band for me? Let me know, Larry. I'd love to have a copy of that song recorded by someone I know, it's one of my favorites. Bring it over when you're done and we'll all watch Cool Hand Luke. At the beach, if you want.

My, how far we've come with personal computing. How far can we go and what it will be like when we get there?

Scotty, beam me up.

OBAMA

I wake today with renewed optimism of the direction and place in the world that American holds. Last night the Country rejected four more years of minority Evangelical misrule in favor a candidate who offers hope and optimism for ALL Americans regardless of color, economic standing or religious belief. For this I am thankful.

This morning I also wonder what does it mean to be conservative? Conservatives can no longer say they are for smaller Government, Bush having presided over the largest expansion of Federal Government in the history of the Country. Conservatives can no longer say they are for reduced Government spending, Bush having run the economic ship aground through reckless misuse of our Country's finances. Lower taxes? Forget that. You can only have low taxes if you keep spending in check. Even Joe Six-Pack feels he in danger of becoming Joe Mad-Dog 20/20 because of unchecked spending and massive deficits leading to the devaluation of the dollar.

No, it seems all the conservatives can say is they are against abortion and homosexuals, ironically the group of people least likely to have an abortion for obvious reasons.

So, conservatives, it's time to try to reinvent yourselves. Try to keep off those feet you shot repeatedly over the last eight years, they will take a while to heal.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

One last thought on Election '08.

McCain keeps saying that he is "a maverick ready to shake up Washington" thus implying that he is an outsider. True, McCain calls Arizona home as I once did. Like McCain I also called Washington D.C. home, until 1979 when my family pulled up stakes and moved West.

Something in McCain's speech has caught my ear this election, something that says he's spent far TOO long in Washington and he's no outsider at all and that is his pronunciation of the word "Washington". D.C., and the surrounding "beltline" areas of Northern Virginia and Maryland all commonly pronounce "Washington" as "Warshington", listen closely and you'll hear it - but generally NOT from Congressmen and women.

Why? In general these people bring their local dialects to Washington that reflect the patterns of speech of the people who elected them to office (except, of course, the carpetbaggers who are a different story altogether). McCain speaks like he's from Washington because he has been there so long and spent so much time there he has identified himself as a local of D.C. rather than of Arizona and that is reflected in his own speech.

Don't believe me? Listen to Libby Dole if you are able. She speaks with an accent complete free of any North Carolina influence. Why? She lived in D.C. and Kansas the last, oh, 25+ years, perhaps longer, and spends less days in North Carolina a year then I have hot meals in a month. It's sad really. If you don't spend time in your home state how can you know how to reperesent the people who elected you? It's really quite a quandary.

But I digress. McCain is no outsider of Warshington. He's a professional elected official, an "insider", a resdient of D.C. more than a resident of Arizona (despsite how many houses he may own in the state). Let's just hope he stays a Senator and then, just maybe, the good people of Arizona may later question if he is really representing them at all.

Adios!!!

Today I wave goodbye to the Political Ad. This morning I wondered why and how they have embedded themselves so deeply under my skin against a raw nerve but then I figured it out: this campaign has been going on for well over four years.

Think I'm joking? During the last election the Republicans did not elect to have anyone run against Bush. The reason was obvious: the less they had the idiot speak in public (and God help him, debate) the less chance of the people asking themselves "is this idiot the right man for the job?" The ploy worked. Kerry failed to rally the Democratic faithful and Rove's dirty tricks won the day, more or less and now we find ourselves in the midst of the greatest financial disaster our Country has ever faced (possibly with the exception of The Great Depression, but we're not through this one yet people).

Not long after W stammered his way trough the Oath of Office, where he once again pledged to defend a document he does not believe in or recognize, the campaigns on the Democratic side ramped up starting with John Edwards. Hillary Clinton became "the thing that would not quit in the face of insurmountable losses" and that carried the Democratic campaign all the way to Puerto Rico, the very last territory to vote in the Primary. After that Hillary still wouldn't leave, crying all the time that she should have been elected and she was now broke because of all the money she "loaned" her campaign and, "oh, wouldn't you please donate to my campaign even though I already lost?" Pathetic.

After the whole McCain/Obama thing got started and later Palin brought in a whole new breath of (fresh?) air into the mix. Now, I think, most people see Palin as dangrously unqualified and not the brightest light in the room, which is really saying somethign when you stand next to W.

So tonight we find out the fate of our great nation. I already voted so now I just sit back and watch and hopefully toast "my" candidate's victory tonight!

It suddenly crossed my mind that I should have organized some kind of rally. Oh well, too late now.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Roku Roundup

I did indeed watch many movies while working all weekend at the living room sofa or dining room table (both in view of the HDTV). Wireless Ethernet and VPN technology sure do make life easier.

To the movie reviews:

King of Kong

Previously reviewed. Was working and wanted something familiar on the tube. A great documentary.

Bigger, Stronger, Faster

A very interesting documentary about steroid use in America. This should be required viewing for high school athletes. *** out of *****.

Vanishing Point

A favorite of mine. Can an enjoyable movie be made about a guy simply driving a car? It appears so.

The Host

Another favorite. This may be THE BEST monster movie ever created. No joke, it's that good.

Westworld

Yul Brenner at his best! A classic from the 70's. Or was it the 60's? Regardless it's good stuff though one wonders about the gaping plot question "why would they give the robots real bullets in the first place?"

Heavy Metal

Animated classic from 1981. The first major release of an animated movie rated R. Good, classic metal soundtrack. Listen for John Candy and Eugene Leavy.

Eraserhead

WTF is this? Really. Seriously. This is some kind of nightmare, I think. So bizarre, even for David Lynch. **** out of *****

Trailer Town

Never, ever watch this movie. It's sick and disgusting not to mention pointless. Only watch this movie if you want to be able to answer "what's the worst movie you have ever seen" without any internal conflict. Is it possible to give zero stars? This movie sucked and, yes, I watched the entire train wreck. I now have the rest of my life to wonder why. (seriously, how the hell did this movie find distribution?) zero out of *****. It's not that bad, it's worse.

Area 51

Documentary about Area 51. No huge revelations where. Good cinematography. Excellent video of the area around Area 51. Made me homesick for the West just a wee bit. ** 1/2 out of *****.

The American Hobo

Darn entertaining this short documentary was. Learn where the term 'hobo' originated. See video of from inside of boxcars (this is illegal and dangerous, by the way). Still, I have to admit, I wanted to hop in a box car myself and travel around the country for a week after seeing this movie. I've known two people who have done this in their younger years. Dave, he was one of my roommates that attended the University of Arizona and he would either hitch-hike all summer or ride the rails during summer break. An interesting guy. He saw a lot of the Country traveling around randomly. Mike, well, he was a bit different. He got fed up with work one day (around his 23rd birthday), quit his job and "hobo"ed around via rail for 18 months. He also nearly froze to death going through Colorado (he trail was supposed to be "staying warm" between San Diego and Phoenix. Oops. And another time he though he was on a trail through Nebraska when, in fact, he was heading the wrong direction and ended up in Detroit. Not a great rail yard if you believe his descriptions. Anyway, this was a fun little movie narrated by Ernest Borgnine of all people! *** 1/2 out of *****

Jericho: Season 1 Pilot

Been there, saw it already. Still good and entertaining. I wish the series could have kept going.

Longtime Companion

I was looking for a specific movie made in the late 80's about the HIV outbreaks of the early 80's. This wasn't it. But still it was a decent movie. Look for Bruce Davidson and Dermot Mulroney. *** out of *****

Joint Security Area

Excellent movie though somewhat slow moving. If you worked or served in South Korea I think you'll be entertained by this movie. **** out of *****. Look for Kang-ho Song, who also stars in The Host.

Home Sweet Home

I'm sorry, but this movie was really terrible. It's "too British" for my liking. Not to mention depressing. I just didn't strike a chord with me. ** out of *****.

The Open Road

Now I'm stretching. This was a documentary about... drumroll please. AMERICAN RETIREES! Oh, the fun of watching retired people be retired. Parts of it were informative and they were thoughtful enough to include a cross-section of people including those that have enough money to travel as they wish down to a guy who drives a cab because he has to. I felt kind of sorry for the cab guy (he died in 1994 without really having ever "retired"). *** out of *****

The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made

Somehow, and don't ask me how, Trailer Town didn't make the list. Perhaps they only meant theatrically released movies. Anyway, see footage from the cheap Jaws rip-off Great White and other horrible, horrible movies. No genera is left out. There's a little something in this one for everybody. I just wish some of the clips of the terrible footage could have been longer. They were entertaining! *** 1/2 out of *****.

Believe it or not, that was all the movies I watched. Oh, except for the stuff on the Apple TV. I only watched one or two movies on the Apple TV so I didn't include them in the list.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

What in God's name..



This is the strangest thing I've ever seen. Thank God I watched it during the day and not last night. This movie is so ******** bizarre. I'm at at loss for words. David Lynch's home planet should be turned into some kind of tourist destination.