I have a stalker. My stalker is the reason I no longer set foot in the ocean despite spending my weekends close enough to see the Atlantic Ocean from my favorite chair. I'll walk on the beach, even walk into the surf, but I will not swim. Why? My stalker is a huge ship and he's just waiting for me to feel safe enough to venture out into the water. Once I'm in he'll get me.
But now I've finally found the self-help book I've searched for my entire life.
Thanks to John Trimmer I can know avoid Huge Ships!! Today is the start of a new life for me.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
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Yes, but can you avoid Huge Manatees?
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